A UNIQUE LOVE LETTER

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,
I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love)
and my AIWA (Pure passion).
I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are
SANSUI (Better than the best). You are
DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles)for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling
for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are
worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER
(The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough)
but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine)
and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and marry and
PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better).
They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe
in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye).

For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL(Everyone's Invited) and after
marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best
homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people)who love
each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) .
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know
that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE
(Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me.

Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).
LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!! bye bye

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Friends

Its friendship.......

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name.....
When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply...
When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarrassing...
When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance....
When u argues with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing....
Celebrate with ur friends......

LOVE..

This is really very true.



Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy:-I Love u

Girl:-I dont Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:-I told u. No no & no

Boy:- Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too.........

FRIENDS

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

"F" is for Fun............That friends share when they
are together.

"R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that
you can always rely on.

"I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested
in you, your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are
down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter
what time it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you,
a true friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private
thoughts that you can only share with a friend.

"H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.

"I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears
and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

"P" is for Perfect........The friendship**

Happy Frindship Day!

GEEK QUOTES

UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
--Dennis Ritchie

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
--Ralph Johnson

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
--Fred Brooks

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when
something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine
theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
--Steve McConnell Code Complete

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the
first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation.
--Gerald Weinberg


Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment,
ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't
needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.
--Steve McConnell Code Complete

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the
intelligent are full of doubt.
--Bertrand Russell

No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it
in front of a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is
inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the
power of the amount of money involved.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking
zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C
programs.
--Robert Firth

Fifty years of programming language research and we end up with C++?
--Richard A. O'Keefe

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the
process of putting them in.
--Edser Dijkstra

You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic,
but you cannot have both at the same time.
--(Bertrand Meyer)

(Thoughtful...)

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
--Alan J. Perlis

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft
building progress by weight.
--Bill Gates

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.
--Tom Cargill

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better
idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and
better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
--Anon

As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't
as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be
discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large
part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in
my own programs.
--Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging, 1949

I did say something along the lines of "C makes it easy to shoot yourself
in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg
off."
--Bjarne Stroustrup

It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of
giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also been said
that the software industry is an example of midgets standing on the toes
of other midgets.
--Alan Cooper About Face

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
--Pablo Picasso

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
--attributed to Norm Schryer

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
--Will Rogers

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature,
because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the
software engineer .
--Fred Brooks, Jr.

As we said in the preface to the first edition, C "wears well as one's
experience with it grows." With a decade more experience, we still feel
that way.
--Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability
--Edsger W.Dijkstra

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to
keep all our old mistakes.
--Dennie van Tassel

Rules of Optimization:
Rule 1 Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.
--M.A. Jackson

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of
bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just
done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
--Alan Kay

Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was
written, and another for which it wasn't.
--Alan J. Perlis

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what
they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.
--Putt's Law

Copy and paste is a design error
--David Parnas

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months
might as well have been written by someone else.
--Eagleson's law

Self Confidence

The business executive was deep in debt and could see no way out.

Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him.

"I can see that something is troubling you," he said.

After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe I can help you."

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time."

Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come.

The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

"I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. But instead, the executive decided to put the uncashed check in his safe. Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a way to save his business, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms of payment. He closed several big sales. Within a few months, he was out of debt and making money once again.

Exactly one year later, he returned to the park with the uncashed check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared. But just as the executive was about to hand back the check and share his success story, a nurse came running up and grabbed the old man.

"I'm so glad I caught him!" she cried. "I hope he hasn't been bothering you. He's always escaping from the rest home and telling people he's John D. Rockefeller."

And she led the old man away by the arm.

The astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he'd been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a million dollars behind him.

Suddenly, he realized that it wasn't the money, real or imagined, that had turned his life around. It was his newfound self-confidence that gave him the power to achieve anything he went after.

Simpllicity is a Wonder

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space,
they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity
(ink won't flow down to the writing surface).

To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12
million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity,
upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including
crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over
300 degree Centigrade.

And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.


One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty.

Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty.

No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a
whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into

complications of X-rays, etc.,
but
instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial
electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan
on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral : Always look for simple solutions.

Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems

Always Focus on solutions & not on problems

So the end of the day the thing that really matters is HOW ONE LOOK INTO THE PROBLEM, mere perceptions can solve the tough problems....

LifeTime Gyan

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. The y agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebble s or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked."

The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Get Set Go...........

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